My Glue Pizza Stunt Saved the Internet. You Don’t Have to Thank Me.

I’m not one to casually toss around the H-word, but, sure, you can say it: I’m a hero.

On Thursday, Google accounted in a blog post that it would be scaling back the AI search results it had rolled out the week prior to somewhat disastrous and hilarious ends. For example, its Google AI Overviews results suggested that it was good to eat one rock per day (which was presented seriously but was actually based on an article from The Onion), that Barack Obama was the first gay president, and that the way to keep the cheese from sliding off your pizza was to add 1/8 of a cup of glue to the sauce.